Christmas Day 2004
This is how Lauren was as I headed out the door to go to my mom’s, obviously not up for a jolly time. She ended up regaining consciousness about an hour later, and joined the festivities. This is how she ended the evening
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The bounty was piled high by the tree. But what on earth is in that big blue box?
It turned out to be new microwave for Grandma from the grandkids. I was surprised that they got it and a bit worried that mom wouldn’t like it, as her microwave was not broken and it was much smaller. Turns out mom wanted a white one to go better with her new decor but would never toss a perfectly good appliance. As for the size I quickly ran an analysis and concluded it shouldn’t be a problem, “I mean really who the hell actually cooks a turkey in a microwave”? Anybody what to buy a 40 lb microwave?
My sister Renee was taking pictures with this crappy little disposable camera for some reason today. Later in the day I found out that that camera was my present or more accurately the photos of street mattresses contained within were mine. She had been snapping them for the last month or so in her travels in South LA county. Now that gift is right up my alley (intended) and a total surprize. Deviating from my published wish list is treacherous territory, given what a persnickety bastard I am. However she braved the stormy waters with great skill. Can’t wait for my stained goodies.
In the afternoon Lauren and left to pick up her friend Barbara and then headed over to her parents for a steak dinner.

